Water pouring through roof and walls – CHECK
Greenery growing on blackened algae skinned brickwork – CHECK
Timber flooring soaked in machine oil – CHECK
Complementary hotch potch of floor to ceiling junk with occasional gem left by previous owners - CHECK
400 square meters of downstairs industrial modernist facelift monstrosity office space replete with breezeblock, acres of eye stingingly damp carpets and a colour scheme lifted from the House of Hades – CHECK